Eid SMS, Good Morning SMS, Text Messages!

Today I pray that,
Happiness be at your door,
May it knock early,
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah’s,
Peace, love, joy and good health behind
Eid Mubarak.

A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:
“I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?”

Trainer: “Sir, Use the ATM machine.”

Golden Rule: Agar Koi Apko Pathar maare To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.

Lekin…

GamlY k SaatH

Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: No.
Girl got sad.

Boy: Why are you sad?
Girl: Coz u dont like me.

Boy: You never asked if i luv u?
Girl: Oh, Do u luv me?
Boy: No.

When the world goes dark,
Stars are there,
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there,
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone,
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of Care,
And affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you.

I made a list of my dearest person,
And I wrote them down in pencil,
I included ur name but wrote it in permanent ink,
Bcoz I decided to keep U in my list forever.
Happy Friendship Day.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don’t get angry,
You will find me there too,
Not in the cage but laughing at you.

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insaan nahi.
Duniya me kaun hai jo preshan nahi.
Reply karoge tabhi to hum bhi yaad kareinge.
Warna hamara dil koi SMS karne ki dukan nahi.