Archive for July, 2010

Enjoy Your Time

Posted in Good Night SMS on July 30th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Welcome aboard to Sweet Dreams airline,
All passengers on bed should hug their pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time.
Good Night.

If You Can’t Convince Someone

Posted in Exams SMS on July 27th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

The Law Says,
“If You Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”

Do You Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”.

To Achieve Great Things

Posted in Exams SMS on July 27th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

To achieve great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

We Must Take

Posted in Exams SMS on July 27th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!

Save Indians Stop Studying

Posted in Exams SMS on July 27th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

If All Indians Start Studying and All Get Good Marks,
But, Jobs are Limited,
Then
More Unemployment
More Youth
More Suicides
More Crime

“Save Indians Stop Studying”.

Exams Are There

Posted in Exams SMS on July 27th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Exams are there,
At the paper you stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We Don’t Care!

A Student Grabbed A Coin

Posted in Exams SMS, Funny SMS on July 27th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep”.
“Tail, I watch a movie.”

If it stands on the edge I’lll study.

Exams Are Like Girlfriends

Posted in Exams SMS, Funny SMS on July 27th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Exams are like Girl Friends.

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always Fail!