Use ATM
Posted in Funny SMS on August 9th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentA middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:
“I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?”
Trainer: “Sir, Use the ATM machine.”
Funny SMS
Agar Koi Apko
Posted in Funny SMS on August 9th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentGolden Rule: Agar Koi Apko Pathar maare To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
Lekin…
GamlY k SaatH
Do You Like Me?
Posted in Funny SMS on August 9th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentGirl: Do u like me?
Boy: No.
Girl got sad.
Boy: Why are you sad?
Girl: Coz u dont like me.
Boy: You never asked if i luv u?
Girl: Oh, Do u luv me?
Boy: No.
Mere Dost
Posted in Funny SMS on July 3rd, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentMere Sugar se Meethe,
Milk se Gore,
Aasman se Oonche,
Samandar se Gehre,
Barf se Thande,
Aag se Garm,
Aur
Sab se Be-Sharam Dost,
Kabhi to SMS kia karo .
Agar Maine
Posted in Funny SMS on July 3rd, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentJane Anjane Mein,
Agar Mai Ne Apka Dil,
Dukhaya Ho,
Kabhi Tang Kia Ho,
Batamezi Ki Ho,
Us Ke Liye Ap Se,
Jo Hosakta Hai Karlo,
Mein Sudharney Walo,
Mein Se Nahi.
When Nobody
Posted in Funny SMS on July 3rd, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentWhen Nobody Misses Me,
When Nobody Cares 4me,
When Every 1 Ignores Me,
Nobody Msg Me,
Then I Sit In A Corner,
Fold My Arms,
& Say,
“Nai Te Na Sahi”.
True Fact
Posted in Funny SMS on July 3rd, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentWaqt Par Aadat Na Badli,
To Wo Zarurat-E-Life Ban Jati Hai,
Or Agar Waqt Par Girl Friend Na Badli,
To Wo Kambakht Wife Ban Jati Hai.
Ek Do SMS
Posted in Funny SMS on March 14th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to commentYaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge,
Ek do SMS kardo,
Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge.