A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep”.
“Tail, I watch a movie.”
If it stands on the edge I’lll study.
Exams are like Girl Friends.
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always Fail!
Special offer..
Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer valid until exams only.
Class Rooms Are Like Trains,
First two Benches Are Executive Coaches,
Reserved For VIP.
Middle Two Are General Compartment,
And Last Two Are Sleeper Class.
Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face,
From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply.
Asian Paints,
Exterior Emulsion.
Seven Years Guarantee.
One
Message Received,
One
Cool Person Sent it,
One
Fool is reading it,
One
Fool is angry,
One
Fool is still reading,
One
Fool will forward this message to another Fool.
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of your Business!
Teacher to Arshad: Name one important thing, We have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!