Insult SMS

If You Want To Protect Your Face

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face,
From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply.

Asian Paints,
Exterior Emulsion.
Seven Years Guarantee.

Cheese Is Cheese

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Cheese is Cheese,
Butter is butter,
If you forget me,
I will throw you in,
Gutter.

Read It Very Fast

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Read it very fast.
Wow wow, Wow wow, Wow wow Wow wow,
Wow wow, Wow wow, Wow wow Wow wow,

Congratulations! Now you became a sweet puppy.

There Is A Good News For You

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There is a good news for you.
You are going to USA soon.
Some scientist will take you there.
Because they want to test that how are you living without your brain.

One Day A Donkey

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One day a donkey looked into mirror and said, “Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes “Afterwards he killed himself.”

So please don’t look into mirror Because.

I’ll miss you..

One Fool Will Forward

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One
Message Received,

One
Cool Person Sent it,

One
Fool is reading it,

One
Fool is angry,

One
Fool is still reading,

One
Fool will forward this message to another Fool.

Your Brain Has Two Parts

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Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain has two parts: Left and Right.
The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.

I’d Insult You

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I’d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright,
Enough To Notice.