Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don’t get angry,
You will find me there too,
Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Close your eyes,
Think about yourself,
Your face,
Your style,
Your nature,
Your looks,
Now open your eyes,
You have just spent half a minute watching a horror movie!!!
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well,
And also throw your mobile in well,
Because you are not messaging me well.
Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars + Moon = A romantic night.
Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather.
You + your smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
When I miss you
I read your SMS,
When I want to see you
I close my eyes
And when I want to hear your voice
I simply throw a stone over Donkey.
One Day God Tested Me:
He Erased All My Memory and Asked:
“Do You Remember Anyone Now?”
I Told your name.
God Smiled and Said:
“Some Virus Can’t Be Formatted”
Difference between Ignorance and Patience
When you see the Mirror
and
You don”t Laugh at yourrself that is Ignorance.
And
When I look at you and I also don’t laugh thats called Patience.
If I need brain transplantation then I”ll definitely prefer your brain. Why?
Because, Your Genius.? No No.
Because, I just want a brain which is Never Used before!