Good Morning,
Have you done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) Pray, so that you may live,
2) Take a bath, so that others can live too.
A study has proved that all Stupid and Duffers use their thumb while reading a SMS;
Don’t try to change your finger now.
God made entertainment and called it Fun,
God made daylight and called it Sun,
God made night and called it Moon,
God made you and called it Cartoon.
Your network tariff has been changed! Call charges are now calculated according to the brain size. The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!
God granted me one wish.
I asked for world peace,
He said its impossible please ask for something else.
I asked him to make you intelligent,
He said wait let me try world peace.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
But what the hell happened to you?
I am so concerned about you
I wanted to tell you this from so long,
Please wear a helmet while driving;
Coz
Empty Things Break Easily.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now.
Sorry I have to leave, because
I can’t find a Brain.