Insult SMS

Have You Done

Posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS on October 9th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Good Morning,
Have you done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

1) Pray, so that you may live,
2) Take a bath, so that others can live too.

A Study Has Proved

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A study has proved that all Stupid and Duffers use their thumb while reading a SMS;

Don’t try to change your finger now.

God Made You

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God made entertainment and called it Fun,
God made daylight and called it Sun,
God made night and called it Moon,
God made you and called it Cartoon.

Congrats You Can

Posted in Insult SMS on October 9th, 2010 by admin – 1 Comment

Your network tariff has been changed! Call charges are now calculated according to the brain size. The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

God Granted Me One Wish

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God granted me one wish.
I asked for world peace,
He said its impossible please ask for something else.
I asked him to make you intelligent,
He said wait let me try world peace.

I Was Born Smart

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
But what the hell happened to you?

Please Wear A Helmet

Posted in Insult SMS on October 8th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

I am so concerned about you
I wanted to tell you this from so long,
Please wear a helmet while driving;
Coz

Empty Things Break Easily.

I Have To Leave

Posted in Insult SMS on October 7th, 2010 by admin – Be the first to comment

Hello I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now.

Sorry I have to leave, because
I can’t find a Brain.