Kanjoos SMS

Aap Ke Hath

Posted in Kanjoos SMS on March 14th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Aap ke hath mein Mobile hai,
Chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Messages ki achi khasi File hai,
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa Style hai.

Reply Na Karna

Posted in Kanjoos SMS on March 14th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhe,
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhe.
Kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhe,
SMS leker Reply na karna koi apse seekhe.

Throw Your Mobile

Posted in Insult SMS, Kanjoos SMS on February 18th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well,

And also throw your mobile in well,
Because you are not messaging me well.

Har Desh Ki Ek

Posted in Kanjoos SMS on January 17th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bache ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intzaar karu tere SMS ka,
Kanjoosi ki bhi koi hadh hoti hai.

Jab Bhi Kanjoosi

Posted in Hindi SMS, Kanjoos SMS on January 13th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Jab bhi Kanjoosi ka National award diya jayega,
Aapka naam sabse pehle liya jayega,

Galti se bhi SMS na kar dena,
Warna Award haath se nikal jayega.

Is Matlab Ki

Posted in Hindi SMS, Kanjoos SMS on January 13th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Is matlab ki duniya mein kon kisi ka hota hai,
SMS bhi wohi karta hai jiska free hota hai,

Par yeh bat bhi sahi hai yaro ke,
Kanjooson ke liye toh Free bhi mehnga hi hota hai.

Message Karo

Posted in Hindi SMS, Kanjoos SMS on January 12th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Duniya mein bahut Dard-o-Tanhai Hai,
Wah Wah

Duniya mein Bohut Dard-o-Tanhai Hai

Zalimo tum bhi Message karo kya meri koi Muft ki Kamai hai?

Koi Bhi SMS

Posted in Hindi SMS, Kanjoos SMS on January 12th, 2011 by admin – Be the first to comment

Cham cham karti Chandni,Tim Tim karte Taaray,
Koi bhi SMS nahi karta,”Faqeer”Ho gaye kya sare?”