Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can’t sell you that.
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry.
I didn’t knew that you had a prescription.
It’s funny when people discuss,
Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage.
It’s like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.
Grooms, once you marry, Please remember that
When you have a discussion with your future wife,
Always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two fighters shaking hands before the fight begins!
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
After marriage,
Husband and wife become two sides of a coin,
They just can’t face each other,
But still they stay together.