A Punjabi woman to an English doctor telling him about his ill child,
My kaka is ill,
6 monthda,
Na eatda,
Na drinkda,
Na sleepda,
Bas har wele weepda hi weepda.
Padna likhna chad pyare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
Chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rab karuga paas!
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita.
Kade yaad na kita ohne sanu,
Asi hi apni yaad dawayi gaye,
Kinj kara aitbaar zindgi da,
Jad apne hi sanu bhulayi gaye,
Sade nal hoyi bekadri par,
Asi apna farz nibhayi gaye.
Neend aave tah khawaban ch tu,
Na aave tah yadaan ch tu,
Tere age aapne aap nu hari baithe hai,
Ikko jaan si ohh vi tere toh waari baithe hai.
A Propose by a Punjabi Boy to a Punjabi Girl.
Pipal da boota howey.
Ganne da ras howey.
Je mera wass howey.
Rab di Kasam.
Teri Ma meri sas howey.
Mein kina bewafa haan jo ik dum usde dil cho nikal geya,
Us vich kini wafa hai jo aj v mere dil ch vasde ne.
Tusi Inj Kro.
Mobile off kro,
Battery kad lo,
Sim v kad do,
Mobile Nu Road te rakh k uton
It mar do,
Jadon tusi SMS hi nahi krna ta is
Kanjar da ki faida.